i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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