Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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