dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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