she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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