I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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