Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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