i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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