I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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