whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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