is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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