we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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