so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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