STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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