I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
bring money and cleavage
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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