This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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