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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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