I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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