tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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