wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Come on in and take your pants off
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