i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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