need another drink. this is the easiest way
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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