I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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