i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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