I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Randomize
