p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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He? As in you personified your dick?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
that is very illegal...i love you.
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