the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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