bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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