I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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