if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she peed on how many people?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Randomize