if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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