Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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