I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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