i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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