so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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