Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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