areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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