Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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