I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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