So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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