if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
