I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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