After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
