I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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