At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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