So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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