Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've blown a few things in my day
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
