That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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