Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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