the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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