i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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