How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
