She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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