Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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