I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
May the power of my ass compel you!!