he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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