he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
tell me about the fingering
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