No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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