I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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